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Hello Friends,
We're back. To tell you how to rub mint. And how to revolutionize your mind. Because after years of shitty schools, lousy jobs, boring and annoying loved ones, stupid TV shows and the assorted junk that fills your daily lives, you want something different.
You want more than daily boredom. Than everyone telling you what's right and wrong. What to do. And especially what not to do. Rules. Laws. Dogmas. Ethics. Regulations. The seven years from home. Fuck that shit. Be a caring and loving person. Know your place in the world. Be nice to everyone.
Fuck all of this. Go to your lousy job from 8 to 4. Let TV be your brain, thank you very much. Be ordinary. The fuck with it all.
The time has come. For a revolution. A revolution of the mind. Everything you know is wrong. But remember this: the Romanian Mint Rubbing Association has always been by your side. Your only friend. Your only support when you needed it. So just check us out every month. Things will get better. We'll tell you how.
That's it for now. We'll keep you posted.
Browsing through the past issues of the mint rubbing journal we have come to a dramatic conclusion: some essential aspects of mint rubbing have been neglected. There have been countless articles on your favourite activity - mint rubbing - in the journal; from time to time
we have also dealt with the fascinating phenomenon of gas burning. Unfortunately, alternative mint rubbing techniques have been all but neglected so far. And this has got to change.
In the current issue of the Mint Rubbing Journal we present to you a state-of-the-art technique for pulling the cat's tail. As we believe in the practical approach when it comes to mint rubbing and assorted techniques, please take the time to study the practical guide below with maximum attention:
1. Find cat |
2. Locate tail |
3. Grab tail |
4. Pull cat's tail |
4B. Repeat as necessary |
Please note: Do not dislocate tail from cat when pulling. Also, please be careful to take the necessary precautions when pulling the cat's tail. As with gas burning, if performed under unsuitable conditions cat's tail pulling can be hazardous to health: there have been recorded cases of cats retaliating when their tail is pulled.
Take note that no animals have been harmed in the making of this practical guide. The cat used - named Bombonel(tm) - has been handled with maximum care, under the supervision of specialists. (original RMRA feature. unauthorized duplication prohibited).
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