instructions



motto: Imi irosesc timpul si viata pe site-ul asta de kkt. good work!
         (I'm wasting my time and my life on this piece of shit site. good work! - RMRA forum)

alright, so we owe it to you. we've been rubbing it so hard for almost half a year now, that it's almost unbelievable. in this rubbing process, all we managed to produce for the past five months or so were lame little one-page journal issues that were nothing to be proud of, to say the least.

well, no more (at least for now). we managed to get our shit together and produce a content packed issue that is sure to keep you busy for a long time.

actually, here's the beauty of it: this update is programmed to keep you busy for exactly one month by providing thirty daily doses of mint rubbing material to fuel your addiction.

as you've probably noticed there are thirty numbered links at the bottom of the previous page (if you haven't noticed them, don't worry; you'll get the option to return to that page in a couple of minutes).

do not rush and click aimlessly as you will ruin the entire concept. where's your self-discipline, god damn it? the way this works is this: each day starting with today you click on one of the links, in order; each day a new and wonderful page of mint rubbing trivia will reveal itself to you. some pages will be simple; some will be complex; some will require your attention for only a couple of minutes, while others might keep you busy for hours; some will start new and wonderful brain processes, some might make you go out and buy things, some might cause you to do weird, random stuff, while others will just confuse the hell out of you as usual.

do not worry, all of these reactions are quite normal. what you don't want to do, though, is to overdose on the mint rubbing extravaganza found in this update. obey the one simple rule and don't click more than one link each day. take your time, read each page carefully, follow the advice provided (if any) and, well, rub some quality mint.

so click here to return to the mainpage; there you will need to click on link number one to get started.